The Resumé:
> >
> >
> > George W. Bush
>
>
> > The White House, USA
> >
> >
> >
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> > LAW ENFORCEMENT:
> >
>
>
> > I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving

> under the
> > influence of alcohol.
> > I pled
guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license
> suspended for
>
> 30 days.
> >
> >
> > My Texas driving record has
been "lost" and is not available.
> >
> >
> >
MILITARY:
> >
> >
> > I joined the Texas Air National
Guard and went AWOL (but was not
> > court-martialed).
>
>
> >
> > I refused to take a drug test or answer any
questions about my drug
> > use.
> >
> >
>
> By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat

> > duty in Vietnam.
> >
> >
> >
COLLEGE:
> >
> >
> > I graduated from Yale University
with a low C average.
> >
> >
> > I was a
cheerleader.
> >
> >
> > PAST WORK
EXPERIENCE:
> >
> >
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and
lost.
> >
> >
> > I began my career in the oil
business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
> >
> >
> > I
bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
> >
>
>
> > The company went bankrupt shortly AFTER I sold all my
stock.
> >
> >
> > I bought the Texas Rangers
baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
> > took land using taxpayer's
money.
> >
> >
> > With the help of my father and our
friends in the oil industry
> > (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was
elected governor of Texas.
> >
> >
> >
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
> >
> >
> > I
changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
> >
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
> >
>
>
> > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most

> smog-ridden
> > city in America.
> >
>
>
> > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune

> of billions
> > in borrowed money.
> >
>
>
> > I set the record for the most executions by any governor in

> American
> > history.
> >
> >
> >
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and
> my father's

> > appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after

> losing by
> > over 500,000 votes.
> >
>
>
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> >
>
>
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with
a
> > criminal record.
> >
> >
> > I
invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost
> of over one

> > billion dollars per week.
> >
> >
> > I
spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the
> U.S.
Treasury.
> >
> >
> > I shattered the record for the
largest annual deficit in
> U.S. history.
> >
>
>
> > In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost

> their jobs
> > and that trend continues every month.
>
>
> >
> > During my tenure, the most private bankruptcies
filed in
> any 12-month
> > period were begun.
>
>
> >
> > During my tenure, the all-time record for most
foreclosures in a
> > 12-month period was set.
> >
>
>
> > The members of my cabinet are the richest of any
>
administration in U.S.
> > history.
> >
> >
>
> My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker

> > named after her.
> >
> >
> > I set the
record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S.
> >
President.
> >
> >
> > I am the all-time U.S. and
world record holder for
> receiving the most
> > corporate
campaign donations.
> >
> >
> > My largest lifetime
campaign contributor, and one of my
> best friends,
> > Kenneth
Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy
> fraud in
>
> U.S. history, Enron.
> >
> >
> > My political
party used Enron private jets and corporate
> attorneys to
> >
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
> >
decision.
> >
> >
> > I changed the U.S. policy to
allow convicted criminals to
> be awarded
> > government
contracts.
> >
> >
> > I appointed more convicted
criminals to administration than any
> > President in U.S.
history.
> >
> >
> > I have protected my friends at
Enron and Halliburton against
> > investigation or
prosecution.
> >
> > More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica
> Lewinsky affair
> > (private and
consensual) than has been spent investigating
> one of the
> >
biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
> >
> >
> > I
presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history
> and refused

> > to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was

> revealed.
> >
> >
> > I presided over the
highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
> >
> >
> >
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
> >
history.
> >
> >
> > I created the Ministry of
Homeland Security, the largest
> bureaucracy
> > in the history
of the U.S. government.
> >
> >
> > I am the first
President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
> > remove the
U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> >
> >
> > I
refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
> >
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
>
Convention.
> >
> >
> > I am the first President in
history to refuse United
> Nations election
> > inspectors
(during the 2002 U.S. election).
> >
> >
> > I set
the record for fewest number of press conferences of any
> > President
since the advent of TV.
> >
> >
> > I set the all
time Presidential record for most days on vacation in
> > any one-year
period.
> >
> >
> > I have cut health care benefits
for war veterans and
> support a cut in
> > duty benefits for
active duty troops and their families in wartime.
> >
>
>
> > In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for

> > attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British
friends.
> >
> >
> > My conservative friends are
using pressure to limit free-speech on
> > network television.
>
>
> >
> > Someone in my Administration "outed" a CIA
secret-agent for
> political
> > reasons and endangered her
life. This is an act of Treason.
> >
> >
> > RECORDS
AND REFERENCES:
> >
> >
> > All records of my tenure
as governor of Texas are now in my
> father's
> > library,
sealed and unavailable for public view.
> >
> >
> >
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
> >
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>
> view.
> >
> >
> > All records or minutes from
meetings that I, or my Vice President,
> > attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
> > unavailable for public
review.
> >
> >
> > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE
WHEN VOTING IN 2004.