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| From: Ccorisoncco (Original message) |
Sent: 08/08/2012 15:23 |
WINSTON CHURCHILL
Como Borges, manejó como pocos la ironía, el humor inteligente y rápido.
 Cuando Churchill cumplió 80 años
un periodista menor de 30 fue a fotografiarlo y le dijo:
- Sir Winston, espero fotografiarlo nuevamente cuando Ud cumpla 90 años.
Respuesta de Churchill:
- Por qué no? Ud parece bastante saludable.
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 Telegramas intercambiados entre Bernard Shaw (mayor dramaturgo inglés del siglo 20) y Churchill (mayor líder inglés del siglo 20).
Invitación de Bernard Shaw a Churchill:
 'Tengo el honor de invitar al digno primer-ministro al estreno de mi obra Pigmalión.
Venga y traiga un amigo, si lo tiene.'
Bernard Shaw
Respuesta de Churchill a Bernard Shaw:
 'Agradezco al ilustre escritor la honrosa invitación. Infelizmente no podré concurrir a la primera presentación. Iré a la segunda, si se realiza.'
Winston Churchill
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 El General Montgomery estaba siendo homenajeado, por vencer a Rommel en la batalla de África,
en la IIª Guerra Mundial.
Discurso del General Montgomery:
'No fumo, no bebo, no prevarico y soy un héroe'
Churchill oyó el discurso y con celos, retrucó:
'Yo fumo, bebo, prevarico y soy el jefe de él.'
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 Sucedió en el Parlamento inglés.
Fue durante uno de los discursos de Churchill
en el que una diputada de la oposición, pidió la palabra.
Todos sabía que a Churchill no le gustaba que interrumpiesen sus discursos. Pero la palabra le fue dada a la diputada y ella dijo en alto y buen tono:
-'Sr. Ministro, si Vuestra Excelencia fuese mi marido, yo pondría veneno en su café!'
Churchill, con mucha calma, se quitó los lentes, y en aquel silencio en el que todos estaban esperando la respuesta exclamó
-' Y si yo fuese su marido, me tomaba ese café.'
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 Otra en el Parlamento inglés:
Una diputada le dice a Churchill;
-´Señor, Ud esta borracho.´
-´Señora, Ud es fea y yo mañana estaré sobrio.
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